Friday, April 29, 2016

Quotable Quotes by Dr. Campbell et al.

Our team finds our mighty leader Dr. Matteo quite hilarious and has been compiling a list of his most quotable moments.  It does make 6:30 am breakfast meetings much more bearabe.

We can't leave out a few other quotable moments from other group members. Here is a compilation (of course some had to be there moments ). Do with thanks to the Menno Chicks for list making:

"Kevin needs an Ativan". After the biting Dayna and chasing Freddie incident.

"I thought I saw a woman laboring over there, but it was just Francis getting into scrubs."

On viruses: chikungunya,  chimichanga, kookaracha,  chicharito.

Sorry we are traumatizing your fascia with our gauza. (To Leenda packing an open bowel resection wound).

No more duelly in the belly.

On empanadas: man that was good, just jam that stone further into my bile duct.

"Doing a colonscopy is like driving a bumper car while drunk with people flinging stuff at you."

Would your friend like to close us in prayer (re: the praying mantis).
"He already is",  Dayna Goetz

The blonde eyed gringa divino nino.

Buggs on patient care: "Monkey see, monkey do".  Only in Bolivia can you pee with your patients.  Take turns holding the IV bag.  Banyo buddies.

If you are ill,  maybe you shouldn't go outside and eat jungle animals.

If you eat tapir, you can be an anteater eater.

Dr. Foor: "You ladies are doing a great job in here. I don't care what Dr. Campbell says."

Patient to Katie... in Spanish. "You are as white as the walls"

If you want to eat havalena, armadillo, and our friend the tapir... the armadillo fest will happen tonight.

Freddie on sloths: " his head is so small I think he is micro cephalic".

If you want to spread Anthrax, put it in your checked baggage with Nestlé Quik and have it explode.

I'd rather have diarrhea than leprosy.

Dr. Foor, "I went to the store and acted like a monkey and they gave me shampoo and deodorant. All I wanted was bananas.

At the armadillo feast:
"I hope someone here knows how to do the heimlich.

Buggs:
We are guests in this country so we will smile and eat and chew our food and not be ugly North Americans.

Marilyn, "Jeanette could you please pass the armadillo ".

Stephanie, "I don't understand the bone formation ".

"You've made a great dissection of that"....Katie

If you carve out your orange, you can hide stuff inside. ... Stephanie

"I've never danced with a mayor before",  Dayna


Thanks everyone for so much hard work and lots of good laugh til you cry moments.


Sunday, April 24, 2016

The Gift of Team

" And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us".

 In this world, words can be cheap...verbose.... hurtful.. slanderous.... judgemental.  And action behind a word can mean so much more. Putting to action your words gives you credibility, shows you actually mean what you say and is long lasting. I have seen the power of both here this week. People who say they want to help the poor and needy, to love and care for children, orphans and the less fortunate - have worked a 50+ hour week (without pay) tirelessly using their skills and knowledge and the heart they possess to put skin ( and often skillful hands) onto their very heart felt desires.

When a team have worked all week,  have a few hours of rest, still see their patients each weekend morning and then gets a call during lunch that a patient has turned sour,  5 people jump up to head back for emeregency surgery. I am blessed by their amazing gift of selflessness. So is that appendicitis lady.

So what about a word? On the other hand, just one word can change a heart, and be an amazing gift. I have needed some of those words this week. .... one word just to communicate when charades aren't working.  A word like.....pain..... NOW.... when did you last eat? (to empanada boy- who accidentally slipped that his sip of tea had washed down 2 empanadas), are you riding a motorcycle home post-op (for 2 hours on no pavement?), YES you will feel your legs and walk again when the spinal wears off (to a hard working man in his 20s who has no clue about this medicine and is FREAKING out), NO your family member is not dead- just anesthetized ( the problem with family being able to see and come into recovery room), I'm so sorry you have to wait 3 more hours for surgery because a baby is being born in the OR right now, and we will take care of your little one like it is our own and bring him back safely.

Our translator has been amazing this week. An 18 year old MK from Cochabamba.. so mature, so fun, so gifted in her interactions with patients. But pulled in so many directions with our busy team.  She will be a wonderful nurse!!! Heading to Florida in Sept.  to study.  Slipped her some photos of my guapo,almost 18 year old son .

Thank you to my sponsor... Spanish /English dictionary app. and Roberto, my 5 Spanish lessons teacher.  It didn't get me far.

So many more stories to tell...

A word. An action. A smile. An encouraging high 5. The real Word gives us reason to be both.

" The Word became flesh and made His dwelling among us. We have seen His glory.  The glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father full of grace and truth" John 1:14

Bolivia Round 2

There's a different sense of anticipation in returning somewhere you already know. A more calm expectation of knowing what's there, what it will be like, and bringing the right things. Also expecting the long days and hard work.  But it's the people that always make the difference and I am amazed by how this group has come together, how each person got here and hearing already a few stories.

I didn't get very far on this post early in the week. More coming...

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

T-3 to Bolivia

I am so privileged to be heading back to Bolivia for round 2. It is such an amazing blessing to serve these people and work with this team!! Can't believe a year has gone by already!!   Bags are packed and weigh in at 41 pounds.  Lucked out on clean out day of the supply room on my last day with students at the hospital.  Scored a few more supplies to take along.  Thank you 4A nurses and supply room guy. 

I am somewhat dreading the 22 hours of travel to get there, and then back too!  Would love to just snap my fingers and arrive.  But I have a gook book that I am trying not to read before I get on the plane and a new pillow for the red eye.  The journey is part of getting your mind ready too. I will see a few airports en route- Calgary, Las Vegas, Miami, La Paz, Dallas. And I am so looking forward to a few days of travel in the country afterwards with my Bolivian friend... who speaks Spanish (yay), since my class didn't get me much further!

Hello Sweetheart!  I can't wait to see you again!

I may or may not be blogging while I'm there, depends on wifi and how fast I can type on my phone. Probably will be easier to just post photos via facebook and a photo always tells so much of the story!!
So please send some prayers for our team:
- for safety in the OR and post-op without all the equipment we have at home, it has its nervous moments. (Cindy .... I scored a pediatric mask in a pile of stuff, like it was meant to be there)
- for good outcomes and healing for our patients, they amaze me with their resilience and lack of need for pain meds. Physical and spiritual.
- health and resistance against Montezuma for our team
- that everyone makes their flight connections and arrives!  We have 24 people going and I am not the only Canadian this year (next closest to me is Manitoba and California).  We have so many more volunteers coming this year that we will also run an outreach team into the surrounding communities.  I hope to get in on that for at least a day or 2.
- getting all our supplies, meds etc. through customs quickly and efficiently!  The Americans usually take about 2 hours.  Canadians... they love us.  I got the green light last year and walked out without speaking to anyone, just got a nice stamp in my passport.
- that God would work through us in amazing ways.  It's so easy to love these people so that part comes easy!
- for families back home who let us go away - Dayna, our OR nurse, is coming for 2 weeks this year and leaving her younger kids!  Mine will survive on pizza and A&W.