Tuesday, December 23, 2008

You Guys are so Mean

"My family is so mean to me.... they make me wear this polka dotted muzzle sometimes. It's not like I grab the hockey puck, run off and chew the Calgary Flames insignia into oblivion or something! It's not that as soon as someone drops a mitt, I grab it and run for the hills. It's just that everything is so chewy and yummy. What am I to do? I can't help myself."

"I wish so bad I could pick up that ball or that mitt, it's just right there within my grasp."

"It's so depressing! All I can do is watch."

"I can't even kiss my downed friend"

"Oh there she is! The one I love. Maybe if I try to look really pathetic, it'll help"

"Maybe she'll save me"

"Mommy, save me!"

Isn't he handsome? Oh, this is now no longer Ditto speaking. I especially know how much my mother-in-law loves when people make the family pets talk, so for your benefit Mom, this one is for you!


"bigcanadiangirl" said...

You have to feel for Ditto, standing looking helplessly at the ball.

erin said...

haha, poor little dittiot

Randi said...

We have special voices for our dogs ... do you?

Poor Ditto. He's mortified.