Tuesday, December 23, 2008

You Guys are so Mean


"My family is so mean to me.... they make me wear this polka dotted muzzle sometimes. It's not like I grab the hockey puck, run off and chew the Calgary Flames insignia into oblivion or something! It's not that as soon as someone drops a mitt, I grab it and run for the hills. It's just that everything is so chewy and yummy. What am I to do? I can't help myself."


"I wish so bad I could pick up that ball or that mitt, it's just right there within my grasp."

"It's so depressing! All I can do is watch."

"I can't even kiss my downed friend"

"Oh there she is! The one I love. Maybe if I try to look really pathetic, it'll help"


"Maybe she'll save me"

"Mommy, save me!"

Isn't he handsome? Oh, this is now no longer Ditto speaking. I especially know how much my mother-in-law loves when people make the family pets talk, so for your benefit Mom, this one is for you!

3 comments:

bigcanadiangirl said...

You have to feel for Ditto, standing looking helplessly at the ball.

Erin said...

haha, poor little dittiot

Randi~Dukes and Duchesses said...

We have special voices for our dogs ... do you?

Poor Ditto. He's mortified.